Worst Dinner Ever?

Riddle me this…

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.

What do you talk about?


~ by foodNURD on September 9, 2010.

3 Responses to “Worst Dinner Ever?”

  1. Uh, well, um like okay, oh so,yeah how do you like that local sports team. Well at least the food’s good, and on and on like that for about 15 minutes or so!

  2. Absolutly take this time to illustrate to all of your formers that you have succeeded in becoming even more happy, successful and sexy since they last enjoyed your company. Easy.

  3. I apologize for all the things I said and did (or didn’t say and do) that were unfair, forgive the one who treated me poorly and wish the best to the ones who didn’t. Also, I make fun of myself and my own neuroses in a relationship. (And then spend the rest of the night trying to remember the names of the men who were just sort of there.)

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